today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
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today on satan makes a blog post
Life tip: if someone slashes 3 of your tires, slash the 4th one yourself and blame it on the person who slashed the first 3. Now, your insurance will pay for it.
Life tip: If you slash 3 of their tires, hide out nearby until they discover their slashed tires. Take pictures of them slashing their fourth tire. Show police when they arrive on scene. Convicted of insurance fraud and still have to pay for tires.
i feel like i’m reading a Spy vs Spy comic in text format
Someone stole my fucking wheelchair, a TiLite ZRa, off my front porch today. If anyone in Portland sees a chair that looks like the one in the top photo, please let me know or inform the police- case number is 15326857.
The second photo is someone on Yik Yak claiming responsibility because I “don’t really need it”, and telling me it is in my former dorm. We checked, but without a warrant our Public Safety department cannot check individual rooms. And honestly, it might not be there. Some asshole might be fucking with me, because they think this is all funny.
I have never been this hurt, angry, or afraid in my life. If you know anything at all, please inform me and the cops. If you don’t, please signal boost, I’m begging you.
I need my mobility back.
why would someone do this?? that’s fucking evil. i hope you get your wheelchair back
THIS IS WHY HAVING AN INVISIBLE ILLNESS IS SHIT, HECK PEOPLE WITH VISIBLE ILLNESSES EVEN HAVE THIS HAPPEN SOMETIMES
What was so bad about Stephanie’s outfit that she was being punished for it? Her exposed collarbone. Her mother was called to the school but even after giving her daughter a scarf, the outfit was still deemed inappropriate.
